i have always had an innie, an amazingly deep innie. we’re talking the mariana trench of belly buttons. i am proud to announce that for the first time in my life, i can see the bottom of my belly button! i’m just a few pants sizes away from having a certified outie. i just hope it doesn’t end up looking anything like michael kors’ abdominal atrocity.
this must be sweet redemption for any project runway contestant he ever helped auf. seriously, wtf is that about?
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